The next planet on my tour of this galaxy is Uranus.
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Alien Booty Call… Home Planet
Would you like to visit my home planet? I can offer you countless anal probes and tissue extractions.
Přečíst celý »Alien Booty Call… Did It Hurt?
Did it hurt when you fell from the Jicknob Nebula?
Přečíst celý »Alien Booty Call… Bipedal Hominids
Among your species of bipedal hominids, I find you the least repulsive.
Přečíst celý »Al Clethen Jr.: Safe Sex
Sex is so weird now. Remember the old days when all you needed for safe sex was a padded headboard?
Přečíst celý »Airport Security Guard Booty Call… Cream
Sorry, no creams or liquids allowed– but if you leave your cream here, I’ll make you cream later.
Přečíst celý »Airport Security Guard Booty Call… Baggage
Wow, you have a lot of baggage. Do you need to unload on me?
Přečíst celý »Airplane Fashion
A woman wearing a strapless gown and sporting a necklace with an airplane on it spotted a young man staring at her. She asked him, “Were you admiring my airplane?” He replied, “No, I was admiring the landing field.”
Přečíst celý »Air & Sex
Q: Why is air a lot like sex? A: Because it’s no big deal unless you’re not getting any.
Přečíst celý »After 69
Q: What comes after 69? A: Mouthwash.
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