Q: Why is 88 better than 69?
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69
I asked my grandma if she had ever tried 69. She said, “No, but I have done 53 — that’s all the sailors I could screw in one night.”
Přečíst celý »60s Rebel Booty Call… The Man
The Man ain’t taking me down… but you can!
Přečíst celý »60s Rebel Booty Call… Fight
You may be a square, baby, but you’re round in all the right places.
Přečíst celý »6.9
Q: What is 6.9? A: A really great thing ruined by a period.
Přečíst celý »50/50
What do you get when you put 50 lawyers in a room with 50 lesbians? One hundred people who don’t do dick.
Přečíst celý »350 Pounder
Q: What do you call a 350-pound stripper? A: Broke.
Přečíst celý »$10 Complaint
A man goes to a $10 hooker and contracts crabs. When he goes back to complain, the hooker laughs and says, “What do you expect for $10 — lobster?”
Přečíst celý »Why did the music student have a piano in the
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handel’s Water Music.
Přečíst celý »What is musical and
What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.
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