Why did they arrest the musician? He got into treble.
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Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed
Why did the boy who rode his bike over a barbed wire fence miss his music lesson? Because he’d already done the sharps and flats.
Přečíst celý »What’s musical and
What’s musical and holds gallons and gallons of beer? A barrel organ.
Přečíst celý »Do you think, Professor, that my
Do you think, Professor, that my wife should take up the piano as a career? No, I think she should put down the lid as a favor.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a
Q: What do you get if you cross a lamp with a violin? A: You get light music.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to
Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to chorus? A: He wanted to sing higher!
Přečíst celý »One day the bass player hid one of the
One day the bass player hid one of the drummer’s sticks. The drummer said, “finally! After being a drummer for so long, now I am a conductor!”
Přečíst celý »A down and out musician was playing his
A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, “May I please see your permit?” I don’t have one,” confessed the musician. “In that case, you’ll have to accompany me.” “Splendid!” exclaimed the musician. “What shall we …
Přečíst celý »Why is money called dough?
Why is money called dough? Because we all knead it.
Přečíst celý »Where do bees keep their money?
Where do bees keep their money? In a honey box.
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