Farmer: What would you do if a bull charged you? Mary: I’d pay whatever it charged.
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Why did Robin Hood steal from the
Why did Robin Hood steal from the rich ? Because the poor didn’t have any !
Přečíst celý »How did the man feel when he got a big bill from
How did the man feel when he got a big bill from the electric company? He was shocked.
Přečíst celý »If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the
If a fifty cent piece and a quarter were on the Empire State Building, which would jump off first? The quarter, because it has less sense (cents).
Přečíst celý »If you want to get
If you want to get rich, why should you keep your mouth shut? Because silence is golden.
Přečíst celý »A man being mugged by two thugs put up a
A man being mugged by two thugs put up a tremendous fight! Finally, the thugs subdued him and took his wallet. Upon finding only two dollars in the wallet, the surprised thug said “Why did you put up such a fight?” To which the man promptly replied “I was afraid …
Přečíst celý »What did the man do when he got a big gas
What did the man do when he got a big gas bill? He exploded.
Přečíst celý »A little boy
A little boy wanted $100 badly and prayed for two weeks but nothing happened. Then he decided to write a letter to the Lord requesting the $100. When the postal authorities received the letter addressed to the Lord, USA, they decided to send it to President Clinton. The President was …
Přečíst celý »Where can you always find money?
Where can you always find money? In the dictionary.
Přečíst celý »A couple was having a discussion about what
A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, “If it weren’t for my money, we wouldn’t be here at all!” The wife replied, “My dear, if …
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