How can you make money fast? Glue it to the floor.
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Where do Eskimos keep their money?
Where do Eskimos keep their money? In snowbanks.
Přečíst celý »Where do hogs keep their money?
Where do hogs keep their money? In piggy banks.
Přečíst celý »Where do trees keep their money?
Where do trees keep their money? In branch banks.
Přečíst celý »Why did the hippie put his money in the
Why did the hippie put his money in the refrigerator? He liked cold cash.
Přečíst celý »Why do wallets make so much noise?
Why do wallets make so much noise? Because money talks.
Přečíst celý »How can you be sure you have counterfeit
How can you be sure you have counterfeit money? If it’s a three-dollar bill, you can be sure.
Přečíst celý »If you take half from
If you take half from a half dollar, what do you have? A dollar.
Přečíst celý »What lands as often on its tail as it does its
What lands as often on its tail as it does its head? A penny.
Přečíst celý »Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new
Which is better, an old ten dollar bill or a new one? An old ten dollar bill is better than a new one.
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