Yo mama so ugly she gets 364 extra days to dress up for Halloween.
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Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank,
Yo mama so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so ugly her mom had to
Yo mama so ugly her mom had to tie a steak around her neck to get the dogs to play with her.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the
Yo mama so ugly when she walks down the street in September, people say “Wow, is it Halloween already?”
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Yo mama so ugly she made an onion cry.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the
Yo mama so ugly she tried to take a bath the water jumped out!
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t
Yo mama so ugly even Rice Krispies won’t talk to her!
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to
Yo mama so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so ugly that
Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn’t have to kiss her goodbye.
Přečíst celý »Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age,
Yo mama so old I told her to act her own age, and she died.
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