Yo mama is missing a finger and can’t count past nine.

Yo mama middle name is Rambo.

Yo mama so skinny she hula hoops with a cheerio

Yo mama so skinny she turned sideways and dissapeared.

Yo mama so lazy she thinks a two-income family is where yo daddy has two jobs.

Yo mama so lazy she’s got a remote control just to operate her remote!

Yo mama so lazy that she came in last place in a recent snail marathon.

Yo mama head so small she use a tea-bag as a pillow.

Yo mama head so small that she got her ear pierced and died.

Yo mama in a wheelchair and says, “You ain’t gonna puch me ’round no more.”