yo mama is so stupid when she asked me what kind of jeans am i wearing i said Guess and she said Levis.

Yo Mama soooo old she was wearing a Jesus starter jacket!

Yo mama is so old that her bus pass is in hieroglyphics!!

Yo mamas so fat she walked in front of the tv and I missed 3 commercials.

Yo mama so poor I stepped in her house and I was in the backyard.

Yo mama is so hairy, that Bigfoot tried to take her picture!

Yo mamma so stupid she stopped at a stop sign and waited for it to turn green.

Yo mama’s so fat when she takes a bath she fills the tub then turns on the water.

Yo mama so fat she wears a vcr as a beeper.

Yo mamma is so stupid she tried to commit suicide by jumping from the basement window.