What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog? After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
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Now do you save a man from drowning?
Now do you save a man from drowning? Take your foot off his head.
Přečíst celý »How many honest, intelligent, caring men
How many honest, intelligent, caring men in the world does it take to do the dishes? Both of them.
Přečíst celý »What do you do if your boyfriend walks
What do you do if your boyfriend walks out? Close the door.
Přečíst celý »What did God say after she made Eve?
What did God say after she made Eve? “Practice makes perfect.”
Přečíst celý »What do you call a man who has lost 95
What do you call a man who has lost 95% of his brainpower? A widower.
Přečíst celý »Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so
Man says to God: “God, why did you make woman so beautiful?” God says: “So you would love her.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?” God says: “So she would love you.” “But God,” the man says, “why did you make her so dumb?” …
Přečíst celý »Why did God create a man before
Why did God create a man before a women? You need a rough draft before you have a final copy.
Přečíst celý »Why do little boys whine?
Why do little boys whine? Because they’re practicing to be men.
Přečíst celý »Give a man a fish and he will
Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day.
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