One night a wife found her husband standing over their baby’s crib. Silently she watched him. As he stood looking down at the sleeping infant, she saw on his face a mixture of emotions: disbelief, doubt, delight, amazement, enchantment, skepticism. Touched by this unusual display and the deep emotions it …

There are a lot of words you can use to describe men: strong, caring, loving. They’d be wrong, but you could still use them.

Men are like animals: messy, insensitive and potentially violent, but they make great pets.

There are only two four letter words that are offensive to men: “don’t” and “stop”.

How do you scare a man? Sneak up behind him and start throwing rice.

One day in the Garden of Eden, Eve calls out to God, “Lord, I have a problem!” “What’s the problem, Eve?” “Lord, I know you’ve created me and have provided this beautiful garden and all of these wonderful animals, and that hilarious comedy snake, but I’m just not happy.” “Why …

If a man says something in the middle of a forest, and there is no women around to hear him, is he still wrong?

Q: What are two reasons why men don’t mind their own business? 1. No mind 2. No business.

Q: Did you hear about the new “morning after” pill for men? A: It changes their blood type.

Q. Where is the best place in a book store to find a man who is handsome, a good lover and a stimulating partner? A. In the pages of a romance novel.