Question: How many men does it take to mop the floor? Answer: None, it’s a women’s job.

Question: If a man speaks in the forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong?

What is the difference between men and pigs? Pigs don’t turn into men when they drink.

Q: Men will brag that there are women waiting by the phone at this very moment for their call. Who are these women? A: Women working at 900 numbers.

Q: How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb? A: None. Real Men aren’t afraid of the dark.

Brian was dating Lorraine and they were very close. While they were dating he met another woman named Clearly and wanted to start dating her but felt that he should be faithful to Lorraine. So he continued to date Lorraine. One day Brian took Lorraine on a walk in the …

A woman entered the hospital to deliver her 15th child. “Congratulations,” said the nurse, “but don’t you think this is enough?” The woman replied, “Are you kidding? This is the only vacation I get each year.”

Will the father be present during the birth? asked the obstetrician. “Nah,” replied the mother-to-be, “He and my husband don’t get along.”

A family was having dinner on Mother’s Day. For some reason the mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband asked what was wrong. “Nothing,” said the woman. Not buying it, he asked again. “Seriously, what’s wrong?” “Do you really want to know? Well, I’ll tell you. I have cooked and …

On his way out of church, Frank stopped at the door to speak to the minister. “Would it be right,” he asked, “for a person to profit from the mistakes of another?” “Absolutely not!” replied the pastor. “In that case,” said the young man, “I wonder if you’d consider returning …