What happened at the cannibal’s wedding party? They toasted the bride and groom.
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Two men were remembering their
Two men were remembering their wedding days. “It was dreadful,” said Fred. “I got the most terrible fright.” “What happened?” asked Harry. “I married her,” replied Fred.
Přečíst celý »Today is my twenty-fifth wedding
Today is my twenty-fifth wedding anniversary. Really? Yes, I’ve been married twenty-five times!
Přečíst celý »A woman was in court
A woman was in court charged with wounding her husband. “But why did you stab him over a hundred times?” asked the judge. “Oh, your Honor,” replied the defendant, “I didn’t know how to switch off the electric carving knife.”
Přečíst celý »Marriage is a three-ring circus:
Marriage is a three-ring circus: Engagement ring… Wedding ring… Suffering!!!
Přečíst celý »Why is a bride always out of luck on her
Why is a bride always out of luck on her wedding day? Because she never marries the best man.
Přečíst celý »Why did the 280-pound girl
Why did the 280-pound girl marry the 400-pound man? She wanted a big wedding.
Přečíst celý »Why was the broom late ?
Why was the broom late ? It over swept !
Přečíst celý »She was two thirds married once.
She was two thirds married once. What do you mean ? Well, she turned up, the Minster turned up, but the groom didn’t !
Přečíst celý »Hey, you just shot my wife.
Hey, you just shot my wife. I’m so sorry, have a shot at mine !
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