Where did the burgers go after their wedding? On a bun-eymoon!
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Q: How do you know when you’re at a
Q: How do you know when you’re at a hillbilly wedding? A: Everyone is sitting on the same side of the church.
Přečíst celý »Q: How is a
Q: How is a marriage like a hot bath? A: Once you get used to it, it’s not so hot.
Přečíst celý »Before we got married,
Before we got married, I caught her in my arms. Now I catch her in my pockets.
Přečíst celý »BARTENDER: I think you’ve had enough,
BARTENDER: I think you’ve had enough, sir. DRUNK: I just lost my wife, buddy! BARTENDER: Well, it must be hard losing a wife…. DRUNK: It was almost impossible!
Přečíst celý »Both of my marriages have been
Both of my marriages have been disappointing. My first wife left me and my second one didn’t.marr
Přečíst celý »John: “I’m a man of few words.”
John: “I’m a man of few words.” Bill: “I’m married, too.”
Přečíst celý »Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He
Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn’t have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn’t have to hear about the way his mother cooked.
Přečíst celý »The groom, upon his engagement, went to his
The groom, upon his engagement, went to his father and said, “I’ve found a woman just like mother!” His father replied, “So what do you want from me, sympathy?”
Přečíst celý »The wedding was over, and the reception
The wedding was over, and the reception was in full swing. Dave an usher, was having a great time with other members of the wedding party. His wife, Betty was not. “Don’t be to mad at Dave,” a friend told her. “He did a terrific job. I’d be glad to …
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