Losing a wife can be hard. In most cases, it is damned near impossible.
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A man is incomplete until he is married.
A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he’s finished.
Přečíst celý »Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a
Well, Mrs. OConnor, so you want a divorce? the solicitor questioned his client. “Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?” “Oh, no,” replied Mrs. O’Connor. “Shure now, we have a carport.” The solicitor tried again. “Well, does the man beat you up?” “No, no,” said Mrs. O’Connor, looking …
Přečíst celý »Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a
Some years ago, Michael J. Flanagan, a successful New York contractor, was standing on the deck of the Staten Island Ferry when a car got loose and sent him into the river where he drowned. The following Sunday his widow, all decked out in deepest black, was standing on the …
Přečíst celý »And hows yer wife, Pat?
And hows yer wife, Pat? “Sure, she do be awful sick.” “Is ut dangerous she is?” “No, she’s too weak t’ be dangerous anymore!”
Přečíst celý »Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple,
Murphy and his wife, a middle-aged couple, went for a stroll in the park. They say down on a bench to rest. They overheard voices coming from a secluded spot. Suddenly Mrs. Murphy realized that a young man was about to propose. Not wanting to eavesdrop at such an intimate …
Přečíst celý »In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we
In West Kerry, the wife commented, “When we were first married, you took the small piece of steak and gave me the larger. You don’t love me any more….” “Nonsense, darling,” replied the husband, “you cook better now.”
Přečíst celý »Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t
Casey married a rich widow, but they didn’t get along. One day she said to him, “If it wasn’t for my money, that new television wouldn’t be here. If it wasn’t for my money, that grand piano wouldn’t be here. If it wasn’t for my money, this house wouldn’t be …
Přečíst celý »Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one
Mrs. Dugan and Mrs. Riley were talking one day about Mr. Riley and his constant drinking. Mrs. Dugan said, “I have an idea about how to stop him from spending so much time at the pub. Every night he comes home through the cemetery. One night you should get disguised …
Přečíst celý »An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not
An Irish couple, whose married bliss was not without a few “squalls” received a humble lecture from their priest regarding their disgraceful quarrels. “Why, that dog and cat you have agree better than you.” “If yer reverence’ll tie them together, ye’ll soon change yer mind.”
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