Husband: What do you love most, my natural beauty or my body? Wife: Your sense of humor.
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A guy is down on his luck. He takes his
A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas. Overnight, he has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone. He calls his wife and says, “Honey, pack your bags. I just won over …
Přečíst celý »An explorer
An explorer goes into an undiscovered tomb for the first time, and in the center of the tomb there is a lamp. So he picked it up and started to rub the dirt off of it, and out came a genie out of the lamp and he said “I want …
Přečíst celý »A little kid comes running into the
A little kid comes running into the backyard. He says, “Pop! Pop! Ma just got hit by a bus!” “Son, you know my lips are chapped. Please don’t make me smile.”
Přečíst celý »This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It
This day holds a lot of meaning for me. It was on this day two years ago that I lost my dear wife and children. I’ll never forget that game of cards…
Přečíst celý »A guy runs out of a Las
A guy runs out of a Las Vegas hotel and says to a stranger, “Can you loan me two hundred bucks? My wife had a terrible accident.” The stranger says, “If you need two hundred dollars, what are you using to gamble with?” The guy replies, “Oh, I’ve got gambling …
Přečíst celý »A husband and wife
A husband and wife went to the fairgrounds. The wife wanted to go on the Ferris wheel, but the husband wasn’t comfortable with that. So the wife went on the ride by herself. The wheel went round and round and suddenly the wife was thrown out and landed in a …
Přečíst celý »A man has six children and is very proud of
A man has six children and is very proud of his achievement. He is so proud of himself that he starts calling his wife “Mother of Six” in spite of her objections. One night they go to a party. The man decides that it’s time to go home, and wants …
Přečíst celý »A journalist had done a
A journalist had done a story on gender roles in Kuwait several years before the Gulf War, and she noted then that women customarily walked about 10 feet behind their husbands. She returned to Kuwait recently and observed that the men now walked several yards behind their wives. She approached …
Přečíst celý »After the third day of a really torrid
After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, “You know what I really feel …
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