Oh love, what did you ever do to deserve a wife like me? she said looking lovingly into her husbands eyes. “I don’t know, but I promise I’ll never do it again.”
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The angry wife met her husband at the door.
The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk of alcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. “I assume,” she barked, “there is a very good reason for you to come drifting in at six o’clock in the morning?” “There is!” he replied, “Breakfast.”
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One of the bachelors in the apartment development sneaked up behind an older woman, covered her eyes with his hands, and said, “I’m going to kiss you if you can’t tell me who I am in three guesses.” She quickly answered, “George Washington! Thomas Jefferson! Abraham Lincoln!”
Přečíst celý »The young immigrant couple had just left the
The young immigrant couple had just left the courthouse after being sworn in as American citizens. “It is wonderful,” the husband exclaimed. “We are American citizens at last! Do you know what this means to us my dear wife?” “Yes, you male chauvinist pig,” his wife replied. “Tonight, you cook …
Přečíst celý »A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond
A guy bought his wife a beautiful diamond ring for Christmas. A friend of his said, “I thought she wanted one of those sporty 4-Wheel drive vehicles.” “She did,” he replied. “But where in the hell was I gonna find a fake Jeep?”
Přečíst celý »A young lady came home and told her Mother
A young lady came home and told her Mother that her boyfriend had proposed but she had turned him down because she found out he was an atheist, and didn’t believe in Heaven or Hell. “Marry him anyway, dear.” the Mother said. “Between the two of us, we’ll show him …
Přečíst celý »Miles Dobson was away from home on business
Miles Dobson was away from home on business in another city. When he called home, his wife told him, “Miles, they had your name in the obits today.” “What! In the obituary column! That’s not only disgraceful but bad journalism. I’ll sue ‘em.” “Tell me, Miles,” his wife asked tremulously, …
Přečíst celý »A woman got a problem with her closet door –
A woman got a problem with her closet door – it was felling every time a bus was passing by. So she called a repair man. The repairman comes and sees that indeed, the door falls out every time when a bus passes by. “OK, I am gonna see what …
Přečíst celý »Q: How did the blonde
Q: How did the blonde die drinking milk? A: The cow fell on her.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms?
Q: Why do blondes hate M&Ms? A: They’re too hard to peel.
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