A policeman pulled a blonde over after he/she’d been driving the wrong way on a one-way street. Cop: Do you know where you were going? Blonde: No, but wherever it is, it must be bad ’cause all the people were leaving.
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Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs?
Q: Why don’t blondes have elevator jobs? A: They don’t know the route.
Přečíst celý »Q: How does a blonde commit suicide?
Q: How does a blonde commit suicide? A: She gathers her clothes into a pile and jumps off.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do men like blonde jokes??
Q: Why do men like blonde jokes?? A: Because they can understand them.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the blonde want to
Q: Why did the blonde want to become a veterinarian? A: Because she loved children.
Přečíst celý »Q.What are the worst six years in a
Q.What are the worst six years in a blonde’s life? A: Third Grade.
Přečíst celý »Q: What is the definition of gross
Q: What is the definition of gross ignorance? A: 144 blondes.
Přečíst celý »Q: What job function does a blonde have in an
Q: What job function does a blonde have in an M&M factory? A: Proofreading.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense?
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: (I’ll tell you tomorrow.)
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in
Q: Why did the blonde keep ice cubes in the freezer? A: So she could keep the refrigerator cold.
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