Q: What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it? A: A thought.
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Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide
Q: How many blondes does it take to play Hide and Seek? A: One.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN ? A: She didn’t know what ONE came first…
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you hear what the
Q: Did you hear what the blonde who was opening a new bar said when her lawyer explained to her that she needed a liquor license? A: “Oh, it’s not gonna be THAT kind of a bar. That’s disgusting!”
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence
Q: Why did the blonde fail her drivers licence ? A: She wasn’t used to the front seat!
Přečíst celý »Teller: Why did the blonde
Teller: Why did the blonde move to L.A.? Blonde: I don’t know. Why? Teller: It was easier to spell. Blonde: Easier than what?
Přečíst celý »A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The
A blonde and a brunette are sky-diving. The brunette jumps out the plane and pulls the cord – nothing happens. She pulls the emergency cord and still nothing. The blonde jumps out of the plane and yells “Oh! So you wanna race, huh?”
Přečíst celý »Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new
Q: How can you tell when a blonde rejects a new brain transplant? A: She sneezes.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the blonde snort
Q: Why did the blonde snort Sweet-n-Low? A: She thought it was Diet Coke.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered
Q: Why don’t blondes like buttered toast? A: They can’t figure out which side the butter goes on.
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