When a blonde goes to London on a plane, how can you steal her window seat ? Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row’
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Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of
Q: Why did the blonde keep a empty carton of milk in the fridge? A: In case she wanted black coffee.
Přečíst celý »I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I
I wonder what happened to that dumb blonde I went out with. I dyed my hair !
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their
Q: Why do blondes put rulers on their foreheads? A: They want to measure their intelligence.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do blondes stand
Q: Why do blondes stand under light bulbs? A: It’s the closest they’ll come to a bright idea.
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… Q.) Why would a blonde wear green lipstick? A.) Because red means Stop.
Přečíst celý »Q.) What would you call a bunch of
Q.) What would you call a bunch of blondes stacked on top of each other? A.) An air mattress.
Přečíst celý »Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito?
Q.) What happens when a Blonde eats a mosquito? A.) She has more brain cells in her stomach than her head.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do
Q: Why do Blondes wear padded shoulders? A: So they don’t get a concussion while bobbing their from head side to side as they are saying “I don’t know?” whenever you ask them a question.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7
Q: Why should you keep a blonde on the job 7 days a week? A: So you don’t have to retrain them every Monday.
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