Q: What thoughts do Blondes have after reading these jokes? A: None, as usual… and they most likely didn’t understand them either.
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Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes
Q: What is dumber than the Blonde jokes above? A: Me for wasting hours editing and typing these damn things.
Přečíst celý »A blonde opened a hair salon next to a
A blonde opened a hair salon next to a graveyard and named it Curl Up and Dye.
Přečíst celý »Why did the blonde run out of
Why did the blonde run out of shampoo? She kept following the instructions: lather, rinse, repeat!
Přečíst celý »Why did the blond lay out
Why did the blond lay out on the lawn chair in her bikini at midnight? She wanted to get a dark tan.
Přečíst celý »Why did the blonde call the welfare
Why did the blonde call the welfare office? She wanted to know how to cook food stamps!
Přečíst celý »What did the blonde’s mother say when she
What did the blonde’s mother say when she asked if she could lick the bowl? “Just flush it like everybody else does.”
Přečíst celý »Hear about the blonde
Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert.
Přečíst celý »Did you hear the one about the blonde that had
Did you hear the one about the blonde that had a problem with her bed? She couldn’t find a knife large enough to apply the bed spread.
Přečíst celý »What
What is every blonde’s ambition in life? To be like Vanna White and learn the alphabet.
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