How did the blonde burn her nose? Bobbing for french fries.
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Why do blondes have see-through lunch box
Why do blondes have see-through lunch box tops? So they can tell if they are going to work or going home, while on the bus.
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What do you call a blonde in a tree with a brief case? Branch manager.
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Why are only 2% of blondes touch-typists? The rest are hunt’n peckers.
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Did you hear about the blonde that stayed up all night to see where the sun went? It finally dawned on her.
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What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? “Look! They spelled MACY’s wrong!”
Přečíst celý »Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the
Why did the blonde climb up to the roof of the bar? She heard that the drinks were on the house.
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Why did the blonde have blisters on her lips? From trying to blow out lightbulbs.
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Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? The noise gave her a headache.
Přečíst celý »These two blondes walk into a
These two blondes walk into a building. You’d think one of them would have seen it.
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