Why does a blonde keep empty beer bottles in her fridge? They are for those who don’t drink!

What do you call an eternity? Four Blondes at a four way stop.

What goes Blonde, Brunette, Blonde, Brunette ? A blonde doing cartwheels.

What’s a blondes idea of natural childbirth? No make-up.

Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio? It took her a month to realize she could play it at night…

How do you plant dope? Bury a blonde.

A friend meets up with her friend as she is picking her car up from the mechanic. Her friend asks, “Everything ok with your car now?” The blonde replies, “Yes, thank goodness. I was worried that my mechanic might try to rip me off, so I was relieved when he …

A blonde bought a brand new car and decided to drive down from some place far off, to meet this friend. She reached there in a few hours. After spending a few days there, she decided to return, and called up her mother to expect her in the evening. But …

A 92-year old woman had a full cardiac arrest at home and was rushed to the hospital. After about thirty minutes of unsuccessful resuscitation attempts the old lady was pronounced dead. The doctor went to tell the lady’s 78-year old daughter (who wasn’t blonde any longer, but just had to …

While shopping at the grocery store, I noticed that the tuna packed in spring water was labeled dolphin safe, but the tuna packed in oil was not. I mentioned this fact to the blonde cashier and mused out loud, “I wonder why?” The blonde replied, “Must be because the oil …