A blonde went to eletronic store and she asked, “How is much is this TV?” The salesman said, “Sorry, we dont sell to blondes.” The next day she came back as a brunette. She asked the salesman how much the TV was. He said, “Sorry, we dont sell to blondes.” …
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Why can’t blondes
Why can’t blondes make Kool Aid? Because they can’t figure out how to get eight cups of water into that tiny little package.
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Q:Once there was the tooth fairy, Santa Claus, Easter bunny, a smart blonde and a dumb blonde they were walking down the road when they saw a $100 dollars bill who gets it?? A: No one the first four dont exsist and the other blonde thought it was a gumwraper!
Přečíst celý »A blonde goes into work one morning crying her
A blonde goes into work one morning crying her eyes out. Her boss, concerned about his employee’s well being, asks sympathetically, “What’s the matter?” The blonde replies, “Early this morning I got a phone call saying that my mother had passed away.” “I’m terribly sorry to hear that. Why don’t …
Přečíst celý »Three blondes are stranded on an island.
Three blondes are stranded on an island. A fairy comes along and says that she will grant each person a wish. So the first blonde says she wants to be really smart so she digs and finds a cell phone and calls the Army. The second blonde says that she …
Přečíst celý »A young ventriloquist is touring the
A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he’s doing a show in a small club in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he’s going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde woman in the fourth row stands on her chair …
Přečíst celý »A blonde and her husband were driving home,
A blonde and her husband were driving home, when they hit a rabit. They both got out of the car and stood over the poor creature. The blonde and her husband just stood their, when she said “Oh i know.” So she when in the car and rumaged through her …
Přečíst celý »The assistant asked the blonde if she would
The assistant asked the blonde if she would like her pizza cut into six pieces or twelve. “Six please” she said, “I could never eat twelve!”
Přečíst celý »There was a blonde who was at an all blonde
There was a blonde who was at an all blonde football game. At halftime she was called down to answer questions to see if she could win $1000. The first question was what is 10 plus 11? She hesitates and says, hm.. 5! The host says no im sorry thats …
Přečíst celý »A blonde was
A blonde was walking down the road with a healthy looking pig under her arm. As she passed the bus stop, someone asked, “Where did you get that?” The pig replied, “I won her in a raffle!”
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