One day a blonde woman was down on her luck and she needed a quick way to get money. She saw some kids playing and thought “Hey! Maybe I can kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom!” So she creeps up and snatches one. So she began to write …
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A person went into the
A person went into the office kitchen one morning and found a new blonde girl painting the walls. She was wearing a new fur coat and a nice denim jacket. Thinking this was a little strange, he asked her why she was wearing them rather than old clothes or an …
Přečíst celý »A blonde walks by a travel
A blonde walks by a travel agency and notices a sign in the window, “Cruise Special — $99!”. She goes inside, lays her money on the counter and says, “I’d like the $99 cruise special, please.” The agent grabs her, drags her into the back room, ties her to a …
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Two bowling teams, one of all blondes and one of all brunettes, charter a double-decker bus for a weekend bowling tournament in Atlantic City. The brunette team rides in the bottom of the bus. The blonde team rides on the top level. The brunette team down below is having a …
Přečíst celý »A blonde was filling out an application form
A blonde was filling out an application form for a job. She promptly filled the columns entitled NAME, AGE, ADDRESS, etc. Then she came to the column: SALARY EXPECTED. Yes.
Přečíst celý »A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde
A trucker stops at a red light and a blonde catches up to him. She knocks on the window and says, “Hi, my name is Heather and you are losing some of your load.” The trucker just ignores her, the light changes, and he proceeds down the street. At the …
Přečíst celý »A guy took his blonde
A guy took his blonde girlfriend to a football game for the first time. After the game he asked his girlfriend how she liked the game. “Oh, I really liked it,” she said, “but I just couldn’t understand why they were killing each other for 25 cents.” “What on earth …
Přečíst celý »Q: Why couldn’t the
Q: Why couldn’t the blonde add 10 and 7 on a calulator? A: She couldn’t find the 10 key.
Přečíst celý »A brunette doing laundry asked her
A brunette doing laundry asked her blonde friend to help her find a match for her sock. The blonde replied, What for? Are you going to set it on fire!
Přečíst celý »Q: What are the blonde’s first words after 4
Q: What are the blonde’s first words after 4 years of college? A: “Would you like fries with that?”
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