Two blondes are on opposite sides of a lake. One blonde yells to the other, “How do you get to the other side?” “You are on the other side,” the other blonde yells back.
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Q: What
Q: What kinds of people don’t get invited to blonde parties? A: Women!
Přečíst celý »Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her
Q: What is a blonde doing when she holds her hands tightly over her ears? A: She’s trying to hold on to a thought.
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Q: What did the blonde’s dentist find? A: Teeth in the cavity.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken
Q: What do you call it when a blonde gets taken over by a demon? A: A vacant posession.
Přečíst celý »Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that
Q: What did the dumb blonde say when told that “Scheherezade” was composed by Rimsky-Korsakov ? A: “Why’d his mom choose to call him Rimsky of all names ?!!?”
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Q: Where do blondes go to meet their relatives? A: The vegetable garden.
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s a blonde’s favourite wine?
Q: What’s a blonde’s favourite wine? A: “Daaaddy, I want to go to Miaaami!”
Přečíst celý »Q: What is 74 to a blonde?
Q: What is 74 to a blonde? A: 69 plus VAT
Přečíst celý »Q: Why do blondes drive VWs?
Q: Why do blondes drive VWs? A: Because they can spell it.
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