Q: What happens when a blonde gets Alzheimers disease? A: Her IQ goes up!
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Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas?
Q: Why don’t blondes eat bananas? A1: They can’t find the zipper. A2: They cant find the pull tab.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jelly?
Q: Why don’t blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads.
Přečíst celý »Q: What did the blonde think of the new
Q: What did the blonde think of the new computer? A: She didn’t like it because she couldn’t get channel 9.
Přečíst celý »Three women are
Three women are about to be executed. One’s a brunette, one’s a redhead and one’s a blonde. The guard brings the brunette forward and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She says no and the executioner shouts, Ready! Aim! Suddenly the brunette yells, EARTHQUAKE!!! Everyone is startled …
Přečíst celý »A blonde came home from school one day and said
A blonde came home from school one day and said to her mom, I can count higher then all the kids in my second grade class, do you think it is because I am a blonde? Her mother replied, Of couse it is, dear. The next day, the blonde said, …
Přečíst celý »Did you hear why they closed the Seattle
Did you hear why they closed the Seattle Kingdom? While the crowd was doing the wave, two blondes drowned.
Přečíst celý »How do you kill a blonde?
How do you kill a blonde? Give them a gun an say it is a blow dryer’
Přečíst celý »This blonde is so stupid,
This blonde is so stupid, she called me to get my telephone number!
Přečíst celý »One day 3 women went to the
One day 3 women went to the top of a water flume in a swimming pool. There was a black haired, brown haired, and a blonde haired woman. When they got to the top a genie appeared from nowhere and said “when your going down the flume shout out the …
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