One day a blond went out to check her mail box. There was nothing in it. Her neighbor who was also out there gives her a weird look. An hour later she goes back out to her mailbox and goes back in cause there was nothing in it and her …
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A blonde decides to learn and try horse back
A blonde decides to learn and try horse back riding unassisted without prior experience or lessons. She mounts the horse with great effort, and the tall, shiny horse springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady and rhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from the saddle. Out …
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Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?’
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the blonde who got into the
Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the “Vacant” sign up?’
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the blonde who went to a
Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?’
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the blonde who
Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?’
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Q: Why couldn’t the blonde write the number ELEVEN? A: Because she didn’t know which one came first!
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did eighteen
Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren’t admitted!
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A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, “Can you help me when you get home?” “Sure,” he replies. “What’s the problem?” “Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can’t even find the edge pieces.” “Look on the box,” he said. “There’s always a …
Přečíst celý »Q: How can you steal the window seat of a
Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London? A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row.
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