Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency? A: She turned it over and used the other side.

Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs? A: Some traffic signs say stop.

At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant’s weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, …

In a fancy Paris restaurant, there is a magical wish-granting mirror. But it only grants wishes if you tell the truth — if you lie, you disappear. One day, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead enter the restaurant and decide to try out the mirror. The brunette goes first. …

A German woman is walking down the street. Eleven blonde guys walk up and attack her. She screams, Nein! Nein! So two guys walk away.

A blonde, brunette and a redhead had a breaststroke swimming race across the English Channel. The brunette came in first, the redhead came in second and the blonde never finished. When the blonde got in the lifeboat she said, I don’t want to be a tattletale or anything, but the …

Did you hear about the blonde who missed the 44 bus? She took the 22 twice instead.

Did you hear about the blonde who put “Sagittarius” at the bottom of application forms where it said “Sign Here”.

Q: How can you tell a blonde is being unfaithful? A: Everybody in the neighborhood is going to the pharmacy for penicillin.

Q: Why did the blonde jump off the cliff? A: She thought her maxi pad had wings