Q: Why did the blonde only smell good on the right side? A: She didn’t know where to buy Left Guard!
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Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat
Q: How does a blonde hemophiliac treat herself? A: Acupuncture.
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite
Q: What’s a blonde’s favorite color? A: A light shade of clear.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you drown a blonde?
Q: How do you drown a blonde? A: When he asks for a lifesaver, ask him what flavor he wants.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on
Q: Why didn’t the blondes go to the movies on one buck night? A: They couldn’t fit a deer into the car.
Přečíst celý »Q: How do you keep a
Q: How do you keep a blonde in suspense? A: Give her a mirror and tell her to wait for the other person to say ‘hi.
Přečíst celý »Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her
Q: What does a blonde say when you asked her what the last two words of the national anthem are? A: Play ball.
Přečíst celý »Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes?
Q: Why can’t blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe.
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you hear about the new form
Q: Did you hear about the new form of birth control for blondes? A: They take off their makeup.
Přečíst celý »Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in
Q: Did you hear about the blonde who stood in front of a mirror with her eyes closed? A: She wanted to see what she looked like asleep.
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