Q: Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? A: She couldn’t figure out who the other mother was.

Q: Why don’t blonde’s like audio-books? A: There aren’t any pictures.

Q: Why will a blonde laugh at a joke three times? A: Once when you tell it, once when you tell her the punchline, and once when she gets it.

Q: What was the last thing a blonde heard before dying of old age? A: “Today children, we will learn our ABC’s”

Q: What can save a dying blonde? A: Hair transplants.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde that got pregnant for the second time? A: She asked her husband if they needed to get married again.

Q: Did you hear about the new blonde hoodlum? A: She runs around spray-painting her name on chain link fences.

Q: Did you hear about the Blonde who got a pair of water-skis? A: She’s still looking for a lake with a slope.

Q: What is a blonde’s definition of a naval destroyer? A: A hula hoop with a nail in it.

Q: What do blondes eat to increase their breast size? A: Silicone chips.