Why don’t you see blonde pharmacists? They can’t get the bottles into the typewriter!
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
What do you call a blonde standing between two
What do you call a blonde standing between two brunettes? A mental block!
Přečíst celý »What do you call 100 blondes standing ear
What do you call 100 blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel!
Přečíst celý »I looked into a blonde’s eyes, but all I saw
I looked into a blonde’s eyes, but all I saw was the back of her head!
Přečíst celý »What do you call a blonde with half a brain?
What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
Přečíst celý »What do blondes and beer bottles have in
What do blondes and beer bottles have in common? They are both empty from the neck up!
Přečíst celý »Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t
Why did the blonde cross the road? I don’t know. Neither did she!
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks
Did you hear about the blonde with tire marks on her back? She crawled across the street when the sign said “DON’T WALK”.
Přečíst celý »A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car,
A blonde tried to blow up her husband’s car, but burned her lips on the tailpipe.
Přečíst celý »What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty?
What’s five miles long and has an IQ of forty? A blonde parade!
Přečíst celý »