Q: Why can’t blondes put in light bulbs? A: They keep breaking them with the hammers.

Q: Did you hear about the blonde coyote? A: Got stuck in a trap, chewed off three legs and was still stuck.

Q: Why is the blonde’s brain the size of a pea in the morning? A: It swells at night.

Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved.

A blonde suspects that her boyfriend is cheating on her, so she goes out and buys a gun. She goes to his apartment that same day, with the gun in hand. Sure enough, when she opens the door, she finds her boyfriend in the arms of a redhead. She points …

A blonde walks up to a Coke machine and puts in a coin. Out pops a Coke. The blonde looks amazed and runs away to get some more coins. She returns and starts feeding the machine madly and of course the machine keeps feeding out drinks. Another person walks up …

One morning this blonde calls her friend and says, “Would you mind coming over and helping me out with this killer jigsaw puzzle I bought — I can’t figure out how to get started.” Her friend asks, “What’s the puzzle of?” “From the picture on the box, I’d guess it’s …

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are stuck on an island. One day, the three of them are walking along the beach and discover a magic lamp. They rub and rub, and sure enough, out pops a genie. The genie says, “Since I can only grant three wishes, you …

A blonde is walking down the street with her blouse open, exposing one of her breasts. A nearby policeman approaches her and remarks, “Ma’am, are you aware that I could cite you for indecent exposure?” “Why, officer?” asks the blonde. “Because your blouse is open and your breast is exposed.” …

Q. Why was the blonde in the tree? A. Because she was raking up the leaves!