There’s a brunette standing in the middle of a street jumping up and down, counting “57, 57, 57.” A blonde walks up to her and decides that this game could be fun. She asks the brunette if she can play too and the brunette says, “Sure.” So the two jump …

Q. What do you call a blonde in a leather jacket? A. A rebel without a clue!

Q. What do you call a dead blonde in a closet? A. The 1995 Hide and Seek World Champion.

Q.Why did the blonde get thrown out of the M & M factory? A. She kept throwing out all the W’s.

One day while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck’s driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand …

A redhead, a brunette and a blonde all escape from a prison together. They run into the nearby woods and all climb up seperate trees. When the police find the redheads tree and ask who is up there, the redhead chirps like a bird. Then the police go to the …

A blonde, a brunette and a redhead are all stuck on a deserted island together. The island is 20 miles from the nearest inhabited island so they all decide to try to swim there. The redhead makes it 10 miles, is exhausted, gives up, and drowns. The brunette makes it …

Q. Why is it good to have a blonde passenger? A. You can park in the handicap zone.

Does your mum like shopping on the Internet? No, the trolley keeps rolling off the top of the computer.

How does the vicar explore the Internet? With the church mouse.