Why do goalkeepers spend ages on the Internet? Because they can’t stop saving their work.
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Why do you think your report should be on the
Why do you think your report should be on the net? Because my marks are all ‘E’s.
Přečíst celý »You’re a big Internet fan aren’t
You’re a big Internet fan aren’t you? Yes – it’s becoming a habit!
Přečíst celý »You’re a big internet fan, arn’t
You’re a big internet fan, arn’t you? Yes, I really get a buzz out of it!
Přečíst celý »Teacher: Why are you pushing
Teacher: Why are you pushing garlic into the computer’s disk drive? Pupil: To keep vampires off the Internet Teacher: But there aren’t any vampires on the Internet Pupil: See? It works, doesn’t it?
Přečíst celý »Where’s Spiderman’s home page?
Where’s Spiderman’s home page? On the world wide web.
Přečíst celý »Why did the mummy stop using the
Why did the mummy stop using the Internet? He was getting far too wrapped up in it.
Přečíst celý »Why do beavers spend a
Why do beavers spend a fortune on the Internet? They never want to log off.
Přečíst celý »Why was the skeleton using the
Why was the skeleton using the Internet? To bone up on his schoolwork.
Přečíst celý »What’s the best city to search the
What’s the best city to search the World Wide Web in? Rome.
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