Have you seen www.indecisive.com? Yes and no.

Have you seen www.lockeddoor.com? Yes, but I found it very difficult to get into.

Have you seen www.pitchdark.com? Yes, but I really couldn’t see what all the fuss is about.

Have you seen www.quasimodo.com? I’m not sure, but certainly rings a bell.

Have you seen www.square.com? No, I haven’t got around to it.

Have you seen www.amnesia.com? Sorry, I just can’t remember.

Have you seen www.apathy.com? No, and quite honestly I can’t be bothered.

Have you seen www.boomerang .com? Yes, I return to it again and again.

What did one flea say to the other after a night out ? Shall we walk home or take a dog ?

What is a flea’s favourite book ? The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy !