How do fireflies lose weight? They burn calories.
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One ant was running across an unopened box of
One ant was running across an unopened box of crackers and urging another to speed up. “But why do we have to hurry?” said one. “Can you read, you nut! It says, Tear along the dotted line’.
Přečíst celý »What goes hum-choo, hum choo?
What goes hum-choo, hum choo? A bee with a cold !
Přečíst celý »What is a bee’s favourite classical music
What is a bee’s favourite classical music composer ? Bee-thoven !
Přečíst celý »What does a queen bee do when she burps
What does a queen bee do when she burps ? Issues a royal pardon !
Přečíst celý »Where would you put an injured insect ?
Where would you put an injured insect ? In an antbulance !
Přečíst celý »What do bees do if they want to use public
What do bees do if they want to use public transport ? Wait at a buzz stop !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put
What do you call a bee who’s had a spell put on him ? He’s bee-witched !
Přečíst celý »Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to
Q: What kind of suit does a bee wear to work? A: A buzzness suit!
Přečíst celý »What has four wheels and flies ?
What has four wheels and flies ? A rubbish bin !
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