What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell? A hum dinger !

How many bees do you need in a bee choir ? A humdred !

What does the bee Santa Claus say ? Ho hum hum !

Why did the bees go on strike ? Because they wanted more honey and shorter working flowers !

Where do bees go on holiday ? Stingapore !

What do bees chew ? Bumble gum !

Fred: Do you think I’m a fool? Harry: No. But what’s my opinion against thousands of others?’

A man went into a pet shop to buy a parrot. He was shown an especially fine one which he liked the look of, but he was puzzled by the two strings which were tied to its feet. “What are they for?” he asked the pet shop manager. “Ah well, …

How does an idiot call for his dog? He puts two fingers in his mouth and then shouts Rover.

Did you hear about the village idiot buying bird seed? He said he wanted to grow some birds.