I can’t understand the critics saying that only an idiot would like that television program. I really enjoyed it.

What do you get when you cross an idiot with a watch? A cuckoo clock.

Why did the idiot plant nickels in his garden? He wanted to raise some hard cash.

Two men were knocking in nails to the sides of a house, one of them kept throwing them away. “Why do you keep throwing nails away” said the other. “Because they have the point at the wrong end”, he replied “You fool, we could use those on the other side …

What did the stupid ghost do? He used to climb over walls.

What do you call a stupid skeleton? Bonehead.

Did you hear about the stupid wizard? He couldn’t remember if he used to be forgetful.

What do stupid kids do at Halloween? They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.

A stupid glazier was examining a broken window. He looked at it for a while and then said, “It’s worse than I thought. It’s broken on both sides.”

My friend is so stupid that he thinks twice before saying nothing.