Fred: Did you hear about the Irish window cleaner who put a sign at the top of his ladder? Harry: What did the sign say? Fred: Stop.
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Q: How many idiots who ask stupid
Q: How many idiots who ask stupid questions does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Change it to what?’
Přečíst celý »Housekeeper: Professor, there’s a bill
Housekeeper: Professor, there’s a bill collector at the door. I told him you were out. But he wouldn’t believe me. Professor: No? Then I suppose I’ll have to go and tell him myself.
Přečíst celý »Say, your house is
Say, your house is burning. “That’s okay. I got enough lumber in the attic to build a new one.”
Přečíst celý »Loomis: Does your dog have a license?
Loomis: Does your dog have a license? Fenton: Hell, no! I do all the drivin’.
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the dumb father who
Did you hear about the dumb father who got up and struck a match to see if he had blown out the candle?’
Přečíst celý »Personnel Director: What would you do
Personnel Director: What would you do if you broke your arm in two places? Vanderkron: I wouldn’t go to these places no more!
Přečíst celý »Can you read Chinese? “Yes, but only
Can you read Chinese? “Yes, but only when it’s printed in English.”
Přečíst celý »Hatton: I ain’t as dumb as I look!
Hatton: I ain’t as dumb as I look! Folsom: You couldn’t be!
Přečíst celý »Did you hear about the rookie Rhode
Did you hear about the rookie Rhode Island cop who gave out twenty-two parking tickets before he found out he was at a drive-in movie?
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