Two men were digging a ditch on a very hot day. One said to the other, “Why are we down in this hole digging a ditch when our boss is standing up there in the shade of a tree?” “I don’t know,” responded the other. “I’ll ask him.” So he …

Why are Canadians given only a half hour for lunch? They don’t want to have to retrain them.

I saw a pen in a store the other day. I picked it up and took a look at it cause it was prettier than most. The clerk said, “It’s made in Germany”. I said, “That’s too bad, I can’t use it then”. The clerk said, “What’s the matter? You …

Did you hear about the guy from Newfoundland who was twenty-two years old before he knew which part of the olive to throw away?’

Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it …

And then there was the Newfie who was found dead in his jail cell with twelve bumps on his head. He’d tried to hang himself with a rubber band.

Did you hear about the Finn who spent a fortune building a storm cellar in case there was an earthquake.

She’s so stupid she thinks a shoplifter is a very strong person who goes round picking up shops.

Why does the Philippines ban rectal thermometers? They cause too much brain damage.

Did you hear about the Mexican bricklayer who went crazy trying to lay a cornerstone in a roundhouse.