My friend is so silly that he spent two weeks in a revolving door looking for the doorknob!
Přečíst celý »Měsíční archivy: July 2016
Sister: Why are you putting
Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I’m going ?
Přečíst celý »A guy walking down a street one
A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, “Watcha got in the sack?” The old man responds, “I got some monkeys in that there sack.” The younger …
Přečíst celý »Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away
Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.
Přečíst celý »Why did the idiot have his sundial
Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !
Přečíst celý »How do you keep an imbecile
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he’s a baby !
Přečíst celý »Why did the Aggie call 911 in the
Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? – He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado’
Přečíst celý »An Illinois man pretending to have a
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.
Přečíst celý »A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school’s drug policy last week – for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him “jump higher.”
Přečíst celý »A student in Belle, West Virginia
A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school’s “zero-tolerance” policy…not to be confused with the “zero-intelligence” policy.
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