What kind of horse has trouble keeping track of his Macintosh? An Appaloosa!
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What person strives to ensure safety for
What person strives to ensure safety for horses? Ralph Neighder!
Přečíst celý »What’s another name for an assistant stable
What’s another name for an assistant stable cleaner? A co-pile-it!
Přečíst celý »What’s as big as a horse, but weighs
What’s as big as a horse, but weighs nothing? A horses shadow!
Přečíst celý »Woman: Why are you begging for a
Woman: Why are you begging for a quarter? Beggar: I didn’t think someone like you would give me a dollar.
Přečíst celý »What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln,
What did George Washington, Abraham Lincoln, and Christopher Columbus all have in common? They were all born on holidays.
Přečíst celý »What did General
What did General Patton do on Thanksgiving? He gave tanks.
Přečíst celý »You know an ancestor of mine came over on the
You know an ancestor of mine came over on the Mayflower. “Really? Which rat was he?”
Přečíst celý »Teacher: “What did the Indians
Teacher: “What did the Indians bring to the first Thanksgiving?” Student: “Baseballs.” Teacher: “Baseballs?” Student: “Yeah, they were Cleveland Indians!”
Přečíst celý »Why did the Pilgrims create
Why did the Pilgrims create Thanksgiving? They wanted another excuse to watch football.
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