What was the greatest accomplishment of the early Romans ? Speaking Latin !
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Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ?
Why did Julius Caesar buy crayons ? He wanted Mark Antony !
Přečíst celý »Where did the pilgrims land when they came to
Where did the pilgrims land when they came to America ? On their feet !
Přečíst celý »Why does history keep repeating itself
Why does history keep repeating itself ? Because we weren’t listening the first time !
Přečíst celý »Who succeeded the first President of the USA
Who succeeded the first President of the USA ? The second one !
Přečíst celý »If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders,
If Atlas supported the world on his shoulders, who supported Atlas ? His wife !
Přečíst celý »When did Caesar reign ?
When did Caesar reign ? I didn’t know he reigned. Of course he did, didn’t they hail him ?
Přečíst celý »Why did the Romans build
Why did the Romans build straight roads ? So their soldiers didn’t go around the bend !
Přečíst celý »What did Caesar say to
What did Caesar say to Cleopatra ? Toga-ether we can rule the world !
Přečíst celý »Why were the early days of history called the
Why were the early days of history called the dark ages ? Because there were so many knights !
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