Do you feel like a glass of carrot juice? Why? Do I look like one?
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Would you like a duck egg for supper?
Would you like a duck egg for supper? Only if you quack it for me.
Přečíst celý »What vegetable needs a plumber?
What vegetable needs a plumber? A leek.
Přečíst celý »What’s a fresh vegetable? One that insults a
What’s a fresh vegetable? One that insults a farmer.
Přečíst celý »Q: What did one strawberry say to the
Q: What did one strawberry say to the other? A:”Look at the jam you’ve gotten us into!”
Přečíst celý »What do you call an egg from outer space?
What do you call an egg from outer space? An unidentified flying omelet!
Přečíst celý »What’s a doll’s favorite food?
What’s a doll’s favorite food? Barbie-Q!
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call cheese that’s not
Q: What do you call cheese that’s not yours? A: Nacho cheese!
Přečíst celý »Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?
Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor? A. He was feeling crummy!
Přečíst celý »Q. What did the salt say to the pepper?
Q. What did the salt say to the pepper? A. Hey Baby, what’s SHAKING!
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