How do you make gold soup? Put 14 carrots in it.
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Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep.
Don’t eat the cookies so fast they’ll keep. I know, but I want to eat as many as I can before I lose my appetite !
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What are apricots? Where monkeys sleep.
Přečíst celý »What’s the best day to eat bacon?
What’s the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.
Přečíst celý »What is small, furry and smells like bacon?
What is small, furry and smells like bacon? A hamster.
Přečíst celý »What’s the difference between a biscuit and a
What’s the difference between a biscuit and a monster? You can dip a biscuit in your tea, but a monster is too big to fit in the cup.
Přečíst celý »Why did the biscuit cry?
Why did the biscuit cry? Because its mother had been a wafer so long.
Přečíst celý »Have you got any broken
Have you got any broken biscuits? Yes, I have. Well, you shouldn’t be so clumsy!
Přečíst celý »What did the biscuit say when it
What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down? Crumbs!
Přečíst celý »Why did your brother give up his job in the
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? Because he went crackers.
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