What happens if you play tabletennis with a bad egg? First it goes ping, then it goes pong.
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My brother’s on a seafood
My brother’s on a seafood diet. Really? Yes, the more he sees food the more he eats.
Přečíst celý »A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in
A tourist walked into a fish and chip shop in Ireland. “I’ll have fish and chips twice,” he orders. “Sure, I heard you the first time,” came the reply.
Přečíst celý »What’s red and green and wears
What’s red and green and wears boxing gloves? A fruit punch.
Přečíst celý »Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what
Teacher: If you saw me standing by a witch, what fruit would it remind you of? Pupil: A pear.
Přečíst celý »First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her
First boy: She had a beautiful pair of eyes, her skin had the glow of a peach, her cheeks were like apples and her lips like cherries – that’s my girl. Second boy: Sounds like a fruit salad to me.
Přečíst celý »Why did the teacher have
Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter
What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef? A humburger.
Přečíst celý »Far away in the tropical waters of the
Far away in the tropical waters of the Caribbean, two prawns were swimming around in the sea – one called Justin and the other called Christian. The prawns were constantly being harassed and threatened by sharks that patrolled the area. Finally one day Justin said to Christian, “I’m bored and …
Přečíst celý »Two guys are talking about fishing. One says
Two guys are talking about fishing. One says to the other, “I am NEVER going to take my wife fishing with me, ever again!” “That bad, huh” “She did everything wrong! She did everything wrong! She talked too much, made the boat rock constantly, tried to stand up in the …
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