I was glad when one fish got away. There just wasn’t room in the boat for both of us!
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Standing at the
Standing at the edge of the lake, a man saw a woman flailing about in the deep water. Unable to swim, the man screamed for help. A trout fisherman ran up. The man said, “My wife is drowning and I can’t swim. Please save her. I’ll give you a hundred …
Přečíst celý »Q: What you get when four men go fishing and
Q: What you get when four men go fishing and one comes back not catching anything. A: Three Men And A Baby’
Přečíst celý »One man’s hobby was fishing, he spent all
One man’s hobby was fishing, he spent all his weekends near the river or lake, paying no attention to weather. One Sunday, early in the morning, he went to the river, as usual. It was cold and raining, and he decided to return back to his house. He came in, …
Přečíst celý »What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks
What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much ? A beer-a-cuda !
Přečíst celý »Which fish can perform operations ?
Which fish can perform operations ? A Sturgeon !
Přečíst celý »What fish goes up the river at 100mph ?
What fish goes up the river at 100mph ? A motor pike !
Přečíst celý »Where do fish wash ?
Where do fish wash ? In a river basin !
Přečíst celý »While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a
While sports fishing off the Florida coast, a tourist capsized his boat. He could swim, but his fear of alligators kept him clinging to the overturned craft. Spotting and old beachcomber standing on the shore, the tourist shouted,”Are there any gators around here?!” “Naw,” the man hollered back, “they ain’t …
Přečíst celý »Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed
Many years ago, a fisherman’s wife blessed her husband with twin sons. They loved the children very much, but couldn’t think of what to name their children. Finally, after several days, the fisherman said, “Let’s not decide on names right now. If we wait a little while, the names will …
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