What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student? One baits his hook, the other hates his book.
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What sort of net is
What sort of net is useless for catching fish ? A football net !
Přečíst celý »What did Noah do while spending time on the
What did Noah do while spending time on the ark ? Fished, but he didn’t catch much. He only had two worms !
Přečíst celý »Fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman
Fishing season hasn’t opened and a fisherman who doesn’t have a license, is casting for trout as a stranger approaches and asks: “Any luck?” “Any luck? This is a wonderful spot. I took 10 out of this stream yesterday,” he boasts. “Is that so? By the way, do you know …
Přečíst celý »When fish play football, who
When fish play football, who is the captain ? The team’s kipper !
Přečíst celý »How do fish go into business ?
How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !
Přečíst celý »What do you call a fish with no eyes ?
What do you call a fish with no eyes ? Fish !
Přečíst celý »Why are fish so smart?
Why are fish so smart? They are always in schools!
Přečíst celý »Which fish go to heaven when they die ?
Which fish go to heaven when they die ? Angelfish !
Přečíst celý »What bit of fish doesn’t make sense ?
What bit of fish doesn’t make sense ? The piece of cod that passeth all understanding !
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