Where are most fish found ? Between the head and the tail !
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What fish sounds like a telephone?
What fish sounds like a telephone? Herring, herring…herring, herring…herring, herring.
Přečíst celý »What do you get if you cross a trout with an
What do you get if you cross a trout with an apartment ? A flat fish !
Přečíst celý »What’s the best way to catch a fish?
What’s the best way to catch a fish? Have someone throw it at you.
Přečíst celý »How did the fish’s tail get stuck in
How did the fish’s tail get stuck in the anchor chain? It was just a fluke!
Přečíst celý »Why are fish no good at tennis?
Why are fish no good at tennis? They don’t like to get too close to the net!
Přečíst celý »What do you call a man
What do you call a man with a large flatfish on his head? Ray!
Přečíst celý »How do you post a fish?
How do you post a fish? You send it COD … or first bass mail
Přečíst celý »Where do you go to meet the
Where do you go to meet the best fish? It doesn’t matter – any old plaice will do.
Přečíst celý »What kind of a fish does
What kind of a fish does your Parrot sit on? A Perch!
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