A boy from France comes to America. He wants to learn some new words so he goes to the airport and learns “take off.” Then he learnes “zebra” from the zoo and “baby” from the hospital. Then he goes home and says, Mommy, I learned new words today. She says, …
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Canada, in view of recent events, will be
Canada, in view of recent events, will be changing the maple leaf on the flag to a marijuana plant. That way, the people of Quebec will have good reason to burn the flag.
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A White man explaining to a Mexican man says that there are three words the Mexican needs to know in order to be all right in the city: The White man says these words are: green, pink, and yellow. Then the White man says Now tell me a sentence using …
Přečíst celý »Q: What’s the slowest thing in the
Q: What’s the slowest thing in the world? A: A Mexican funeral with only two sets of jumper cables.
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Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!
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Q: What does K-mart stand for? A: Kuz Mexicans Are Rich Too
Přečíst celý »Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow
Q: Why did the Italian boy want to grow a mustache? A: So he could look like his mama.
Přečíst celý »Q: What do you call Italian women
Q: What do you call Italian women in a sauna? A: Gorillas In The Mist!
Přečíst celý »Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one
Q: Two men drive into a car wash. Which one is the Irishman? A: The one on the motorbike.
Přečíst celý »Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation?
Q: Where does an Irish person go on a vacation? A: A new bar
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